My britches are baggy, my belly is saggy,
I limp on both legs when I walk,
My ears are both ringing, I’m no good at singing,
And my voice is a croak when I talk,

My jokes are not funny, I can’t handle money,
My achievements at work are a sham,
And I keep getting fatter, but it all doesn’t matter,
My dogs love me just as I am.

Dick Van Hooser


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